(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
Source: overhumor
i was checking out at target and this guy was being really flirty with me and his nametag said rosemarie so when i left i said “have a good night rosemarie” and he said “rosemarie??” and i pointed to his nametag and he said fuck very loud then said “they are always fucking doing this to me”
(via travel-lusting)
Source: buttholeos
a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans
a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums
do you see the problem with this
a female celebrity JUMPS INTO THE OCEAN TO RESCUE HER CHILD AND NANNY
and is mocked and ridiculed for a wardrobe malfunction
(via cloudking09)
Source: kittening
Whole wheat dark chocolate pancakes with banana, soy yogurt, dark chocolate chunks, soy yogurt and raspberries!
(via rampaginglesbian)
Source: tobefre-ed
Coming Soon, Justice League 3000
This. Looks. Amazing!
IM GONNA PEE
(via ragamuffin-shauntilly)
Source: demonsee